Not Me Monday!

 
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not buy my boys Princess Fiona pull-ups. My boys did not have to wear these pink girly pull-ups with different princesses each day. They did not have to deal with Julia picking out which princess they would sport at each diaper change or hear her giggle when she saw them running around with Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty or Snow White on their little tushies!

Julia did not spill a whole glass of orange soda over 2 bags of clean clothes I had to fold and put away! By the way I am way to health concious to give Julia a glass of orange soda to drink!

Me and Julia did not pre-order tickets to see the new Hannah Montana movie and then on the day of the movie stand on line for half an hour waiting to get a seat! I also did not tell Julia that she had to use the bathroom before the movie because I didn't want to get up in the middle of the movie to take her to the bathroom and then proceed to make three of my own bathroom trips during the movie because I drank a huge cup of cherry Coke while watching the movie (again I am too health concious to drink cherry Coke... I am supposed to be on a diet, right?)

Also I did not really enjoy the movie. I didn't laugh at the jokes or sing along to the music! Julia did not get up at the end of the movie to dance and sing and the lights didn't turn on while she was getting down either!

Finally this is not the second year in a row that we were late for Easter service at our church. It definetly was not my fault! I did not look at our church's website the night before and see 10:45 instead of 10:15 for the service time!