It wasn't me who wanted to cry her eyes out when her little men decided that the floor was a better place to go potty this week. It wasn't me who wanted to scream at the top of my lungs with all the poop on the floor incidents this week and should I mention the puddles that were left behind every time one of my little men decided that they would whip off their pamper to pee on the floor!!! I also did not laugh when my little diva had the misfortune to slip on a puddle that we didn't notice.... she didn't laugh at herself either!
It was not me who decided to order a movie on pay per view for my little diva so I wouldn't have to play another game of fashion model.
It was not me who wanted to pour a bucket of cold water over a sleeping hubby because he hung out all night the night before... nope those kind of thoughts never enter my mind!!!